Republicans in the House and Senate are proposing a Trillion dollars in tax cuts, most of which would go to the top 1% of the piss pyramid. It’s not as important to the American way of life as a missing blond, but a Trillion is a big number so I have been mulling over a Democratic response. I think it should go something like this…

Republican: “This tax relief is necessary to bring fairness back to the tax code.”

Democrat: “If this tax package passes we’ll raise an army, come to Washington and burn your fucking houses down.”

Republicans went through the trouble of knocking us unconscious so now they figure they might as well rape us. But they might not get away with it this time, the wind is shifting. Beltway druids are staring at the innards of civil society, trying to glean the answer to the eternal question of why the public has suddenly decided George Bush is a liar. I’ll give them a hint-It’s because of all the lying. Everything has it’s limits, even our stupidity. Now the cable’s fucked up so we’re getting off the couch, and Republicans don’t fare well when Americans are standing up.
Off with their heads, I say.